Book your January. December's on me.
Join our January 6-Week Transformation and train with us for free from Monday 30th November, right through December. So you walk into January already moving, not starting from scratch.
Closes Black Friday, 27th November. Love It Or Leave It guarantee included.
Be honest.
How many times has this been the plan?
"I'll sort myself out after Christmas." (2022)
"I'll sort myself out after the holiday." (2023)
"I'll sort myself out once the kids are settled." (2024)
"I'll sort myself out after Christmas." (2025)
Same sentence. New year on the end.
And every January, you start again from scratch, like a PE teacher just blew the whistle.
You're not lazy. You've just been last on the list.
So this year, let's do it differently.
Here's the deal
You were going to start in January anyway. Fine. Book your January, and I'll give you the rest of 2026 for free.
Free training, right through December
Coached small-group sessions. 45 minutes. Turn up, we'll do the rest.
No "starting from scratch" in January. You'll already know the warm-up, the coaches, and where to park.
Your 6-Week Transformation kicks off
Coached small-group sessions, maximum 11 ladies. Three or four a week.
5 minutes warm-up, 35 minutes main workout, 5 minutes stretch.
A nutrition plan made of actual food. Not cabbage soup. Not shakes. Food.
Weekly check-ins, so somebody notices if you go quiet.
Your challenge booklet, Lymmitless OnDemand for at-home workouts, and our bonus Conditioning & Flexibility class.
A progress chat around week four or five about how it's going and what you want next.
Love It Or Leave It
If it's not for you within two weeks, full refund. No questions asked.
December's thrown in on top.
This is probably the bit that matters
Because most women who walk through our door weren't gym people before they got here. Some hadn't exercised for years. Some were nervous. Some had simply reached that horrible point where they wondered if this was just how they were going to feel from now on.
I've never liked going to the gym. I found it intimidating, boring, and like so many I paid and hardly used it! At Lymmitless, the 45-minute classes are FUN, varied and supported. Within 2-3 weeks I was feeling stronger, fitter, more toned and ready to start the day with a positive outlook.
Nicola, Google review
Two years ago, Diane joined us "v nervous and self conscious." She signed up for a full year that Black Friday, has done nearly 300 sessions since, and took on a Mini HYROX. Her words: "You and the system and the gym have given me back such a lot to my life."
Diane, member since 2024
“this must be how life will be for me.”
Rachel joined after reaching a point where she felt she'd become older, overweight and resigned to feeling that way. She clicked on the Lymmitless advert apprehensively because she felt she had nothing to lose.
Rachel Hodgson
Google review
“challenging, but doable.”
Ros joined the six-week programme in her 60s after years away from the gym. Three weeks in, she said she already felt better, more confident and supported towards her goal.
Ros Pickford
Google review
“I feel I really matter to them.”
Liz had tried plenty of gyms before. What stood out at Lymmitless was not simply being left to her own devices after paying. She described the sessions as structured, tailored to her and something that made her want to keep going.
Liz Timms
Google review
This isn't for everyone
It's NOT for you if,
You want to lose two stone by Christmas Day. I'm not promising that. Nobody honest would.
You want to wander in with your headphones and do your own thing. Every session here is coached.
You're looking for the cheapest gym in Cheshire. We're definitely not trying to be that.
It IS for you if,
You've said "I'll start in January" more times than you've said "where are my keys?"
You know exactly what to do, you just don't do it.
You've never really liked gyms.
You want to get stronger, not just smaller.
You're 30, 40, 50, 60 or beyond.
You'd quite like someone to notice when you go quiet.
Why Black Friday matters to me
Back during COVID, I sold my own house to get Lymmitless its first proper home.
Yes. My actual house.
Ever since, pretty much every bit of kit you'll lift in our gym has been paid for off the back of a Black Friday.
So Black Friday isn't just a sale for us.
It's how the dumbbells got here.
The "yeah buts"
"Yeah but I'm too unfit."
Good. That gives us somewhere to start 😂 You don't need to get fit before joining a gym. That would rather defeat the point.
"Yeah but I'm nervous."
Everyone is. Usually the scary bit is the five minutes before you walk through the door. Then you realise everyone is normal. And nobody will make you introduce yourself to the room and tell everyone an interesting fact.
"Yeah but December's chaos."
It is. That's why session times aren't fixed. You book what fits your week. Three sessions is the mission, but even one is better than none. We need consistency, not military precision.
"Yeah but I don't want to get tied into anything."
The six weeks is six weeks. After that, if you want to stay, we'll talk through the options. If not, no hard feelings. There's no hostage situation at week six 😂
"Yeah but what if I hate it?"
Then you get your money back. Love It Or Leave It starts from your very first free session. Two weeks. Full refund. No questions asked.
"Yeah but where are you?"
Tishon House, Knutsford Road, High Legh, WA16 0RT. Free parking. Ladies only.
Go on then.
11 places. When they're gone, they're gone.
Closes Black Friday, 27th November.
December's on me. January's on you.
PS. Mince pies are not included. Bring your own 😂